Magic isn’t just fun, it’s an adventure. Then again, so’s falling off a cliff.

The Devil tended to do it better than his underlings. Likes to give the marks less wiggle room to get out of the contract. The lesser demons are so anxious to get any soul that they’ll promise the world and deliver Jersey. Of.

I recently got my wife to take me back, which is good because I don’t like to work and she supports me when we’re together.

That’s when a shadow came over the table. The shadow was so big you could almost hear the table creak under its weight. It was like having an indoor eclipse. We had been approached by someone whom I could only describe as the fattest individual I had ever seen. I have never been one to make fun of the adiposily overadvantaged, but that is what this person was. Probably.

See that you do,” said the nurse and tried to walk away with purpose, but purpose stayed behind, not wanting anything to do with her. In truth it was a little embarrassed to be seen with her after her behavior at the last Christmas party.

We sang not for fame and fortune, but because the song needed to be set free from our souls. Once liberated, most folks understood why it had been locked up in the first place. Once.

It feels so good to be loved,” Murphy said. “How would ye know?” said Paddy. “I hear things and have a good imagination,” he said.

Then the Maw did something really disgusting. It let loose with the evil mother of all farts. It was actually visible, a gray murky mist. I covered my mouth and nose with my sleeve, but my eyes were burning. I had been tear-gassed before. This was worse. While.

Sometimes it’s not worth questioning authority because it usually won’t know the answer.

Isn’t that the kettle calling the pot collect?” English.